Regardless of whether corporations are people, whether you can throw someone in jail is completely irrelevant to personhood. If "true AI" ever happens, whether they are embedded inside a robot which can be easily thrown in jail or distributed across the Internet isn't going to change whether they are deserving of…

In the last few sbemails before the hiatus Strong Bad upgraded to the Compé, a semi-modern All-in-One computer with a GUI, although one which felt more or less of the late 90s. So he should be all ready to go check his Twitter on Netscape Navigator or whatever.

Homsar is still dead, though.

What if Sinefeld on Weird Twitter today?

Geoffrey Arend isn't exactly the pinnacle of success.

They're both largely artificial divisions, but at least Austria and Germany had elaborate political struggles between the Hapsburgs and the Prussians, North Dakota and South Dakota were split just because it seemed convenient at the time.

If it wasn't for the play, nobody would have ever made fun of your name.

Where's Firefly?

Lets be honest, babies probably eat more dingos than dingos eat babies. It's just that the media wants you to think otherwise.

FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar Ford F150.

DC/WB seems afraid of making a movie which isn't "gritty," but they should just fuck with everyone and put some Silver Age nonsense in Batman vs Superman.

I don't want to be too obscure, but in my humble opinion, I think Jennifer Lawrence's breasts are of a size and shape which are aesthetically pleasing.

Accidental Achey Breaky Racist.

"Grew up" seems like the wrong phrase to use since she was 25 when that movie came out. But she's a pretty lady who's aged well.

Oh, that's how Disqus styles pre tags?

The "Boobs: An American Experience" exhibit at the Museum of Science was a really informative and breathtaking look into a subject a lot of people think they don't have much extra to learn about.

Hey, the UK still has its pointless nuclear program.

That's why he has to collect so many cars.

Wouldn't it be funny if like, five trucks crashed into Louis CK right now?

To be fair, it's not like anyone ever clicks on the links.