I'd like to think there are people who believe the World Trade Center never existed, as in there was no building there.

All comedies should end with the characters slowly starving and civilization collapsing.

The 1994 movie had a character named Sharon Stone in it, although she was played by Halle Berry. Apparently they did intend to get Sharon Stone to play the role but she didn't and weren't about to let a pun like that go to waste.

Drinking diet soda really isn't a particularly viable way to lose weight. It's an easy way to cut a small number of calories while still drinking something that tastes pretty similar. (And I think I actively prefer diet cola myself.) So if they don't have kind of diet soda you like, why not have a little more calories…

They already made a Honeymooners reboot in 2005. It wasn't grittier, but it was darker.

K.C. Green did a pretty good job with clever and bizarre in this comic.

I don't like the phrase SJW because there's a lot of people who will dismiss a perfectly reasonable essay that happens to be posted on Tumblr, but… yeah, there's certainly a segment of people concerned with social justice who are just doing it wrong.

The first bit in Delirious is pretty much unfiltered unironic homophobia though, so I mean, there's a middle ground there.

Lisa's Wedding took place four years ago.

Regarding MST3K, I've always thought Kiefer Sutherland and Mike Nelson look alike.

Dunkin Donuts donuts are $0.99 here, and Dunkin Donuts is the platonic ideal of donuts.

There ain't no rule that says a dog can't host a late night talk show.

More women in Hollywood would certainly help a lot, but I don't think it's that simple. Not that many movies are narrowly about watching the main character do their things while other people just react to it. There's usually some broader conflicts going on which women would realistically want to talk about instead of…

And more than just the narrow terms of the Bechdel test. There's absolutely no reason why a character can't be sexy and also be a well-written character who isn't defined solely in terms of her relationships to men. If anything, the better written the female characters are, the more time the story can spend on them,…

Insert cutaway joke of Peter Griffin attached to your balls here.

But I was told Dikachu was hung.

Saddlesore Galactica had magic elves and everybody loved that episode.

When I was in Middle School, we only had the David Fincher The Game.

You're really comparing two different things. ET for the Atari sold plenty of copies, and pretty easy to find used copies on eBay or whatever. It has a cult following of sorts. The problem is that Atari manufactured way more cartridges than demand was capable of meeting, and they ended up just dumping the rest. This…

Ah, Family Matters.