That Ian McKellen kid is going places.

The Power Glove was released by Mattel, not Nintendo.

Yeah, that makes sense. Especially if the movie is Grown Ups 2, but in general it makes sense too.

I assume acting in movies pays better than doing stand-up, even when you have Chris Rock level success in stand-up.

If they aren't going to adapt the comics faithfully (and I have no reason to believe they would) they should just not bother using the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen name. The basic idea of the comics is that it's a bunch of public domain characters joining forces to fight crime. You really don't need to license a…

They aired it on YTV apparently, but he's too young to have seen it. The show's original run was from 1990 to 1992, and Bieber was born in 1994. Nickelodeon (and I assume YTV) reran shows for a while, but even then that doesn't give him much opportunity.

Rex Reed will someday catch the Beer Baron, and then we'll appreciate him.

RIkki Tikki Tavi is about a mongoose and the 1970s version of it was animated by Chuck Jones. I haven't seen it in a while, but Chuck Jones was cool.

It is incredibly easy to hate Guy Fieri, (so I do) but I have a much higher tolerance for mediocre food than I do for mediocre comedy. I'd have to assume that this chili will be far more enjoyable than the movie.

That's too bad, we're living in the golden age of chickens. A lot of people focus on the reality show chickens but there's a lot of really good chickens out there.

Roger Corman stopped directing movies a long time ago, but he's still an executive producer, and the movies he produces are pretty much like this. He even made a Syfy original called Sharktopus a few years ago.

Osmosis Jones Needs Moms

IT MEANS HE GETS RESULTS!

Ah, well that does explain this sketch. http://www.youtube.com/watc…

OF COCK

Morally I don't think performing a concert for a dictator is really all that bad in the grand scheme of things. But it's a stupid decision. When corporations support Turkmenistan, it's through the fog of being business as usual. If someone has natural gas, then you're going to buy it from them without really caring…

This Marc Maron kid is going places.

That doesn't sound so bad. If you buy a song for a dollar, you can play it as many times as you want, which could easily add up to be thousands over the course of your life. (And that dollar is split too, of course.) So $1300 for one million is in about the same ballpark.

Owning music is overrated. Music is an extremely fungible medium. It's noise that plays in the background. Pandora is, after all, a website which will take the name of a song or band and in return give you songs which sound similar to that original song. People who care about particular songs are always going to be a…

Yeah, that's not a slavery wedding, that's just a Jim Crow wedding.