I saw the Higgs Boson in a place called the Large Hadron Collider. You probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty underground. But the Higgs Boson is totally sold out, I'm really more into sparticles now.

He'll make a Broadway musical about assassinating them.

NathanielTheGreat: Well, allegedly.

IMDB said Sam Raimi only acted in it, although the person who did write and direct it was Scott Spiegel, who co-wrote Evil Dead 2 and apparently was one of the fake Shemps in the first Evil Dead, so they're connected.

With both Hardees/Carl's Jr and Hellmann's/Best Foods, the two brands were originally separate and when the companies were merged they decided to keep the brands around for familiarity's sake but gave them the same logo …because I guess no point paying for two designs?

The Europeans weren't especially civilized, but people significantly exaggerate the extent to which the Middle Ages were worse than the rest of civilization. Plenty of non-torture inventions did exist, for instance. And conversely it's very easy to get too good an impression of the Roman era in comparison.

He steals a creative writing assignment from Peter Parker and uses it as a premise for a movie.

Bug zapper racquets are awesome.

Well, the whole structure of Reddit is based around filtering stuff so I don't know if it's really that embarrassing.

He's not that kind of doctor, if you know what I mean.

To be fair, I don't think the depiction of Mandarin in this movie was entirely accurate. I'm not much of an expert when it comes to the Iron Man comics, but certain aspects of the character just seemed a bit off.

I'm pretty sure I in fact did not know who Judge Reinhold was when I first heard that line. Figured he must've been some kind of judge.

ClearChannel didn't actually ban the songs, they just sent out a memo out to the many stations they owned. The nature of ClearChannel is such that it's hard to say whether the memo had an implied threat backing it up, but it seems to be a slight exaggeration to say they banned those songs.

I don't think Zoidberg would be able to find her vagina.

To give a humorless and sincere answer, I assume that when you're buying sex toys in bulk for the purposes of using as props, stores will be much more lenient than if you're just trying to return a used dildo.

Firebombings are underappreciated. They don't have the shock value of a nuclear bomb, but ultimately they were just as much of an atrocity.

My understanding was that it was because cola "naturally" contains caffeine since the Kola nut does, but a lemon-lime soda is only going to have caffeine if you go out of your way to add it. This definition of natural is somewhat arbitrary since Pepsi and Coke don't actually contain Kola nut in it, but it has a…

I'm on a computer where I can't hear audio and I didn't catch any of the earlier trailers, but I absolutely want to see a robot building scientist who is just a smart version of Charlie Kelly in this movie.

To be fair, John Kricfalusi is clearly disturbed.

Looks more like Kansas.