Porn directed by Louis CK.

Jim Henson's The Cube is also very relevant.

I imagine it's more so that they can have the excuse to name drop 30 Rock and Arrested Development.

Well, she's from Iran and Iran is technically part of Asia. So there's that.

Masturbation is undeniably one of my favorite hobbies, but if you bring that up in a job interview they'll look at you weird.

Stefan Urquelle was cloned off as a separate person at some point.

Yes. The obvious difference is that "The Host" is an incredibly generic title while "Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace" is incredibly specific.

Anchor babies!

I don't know if I'd call Jim Carrey a huge star, exactly. For a brief period in the mid 90s he was an insanely huge star, due to being in a bunch of successful movies all in one year, and he has a distinctive enough comic personality that he's been able to ride that fame even when his movies aren't particularly…

Well, Jesus explicitly told them to do that. Just snacking on some Jesus for fun is different.

Yeah, when I saw a chocolate cross earlier this year it did seem kind of odd. At least it wasn't one of the crosses with Jesus still on it.

Wikipedia claims that the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man was in Aykroyd's original draft as well as many more giant ghosts that would have been prohibitively expensive to shoot.

Arguably that was really a Louis CK movie. He wrote and directed it. And it amuses me greatly that a man as pasty and white as Louis CK made that movie.

Even setting aside the unpleasantness of the history, it's a slab of concrete with graffiti on it. It's not exactly the most impressive historical landmark.

I have not seen a single episode of Dexter, so I'm not claiming this would fit in with their existing continuity, but maybe there could be be some dramatic potential in having a show about someone who thinks they're a psychopath but really they're just autistic or something and are living up to the expectations…

I'm pretty sure I've seen Goya brand pineapple soda around. I don't know if that means it's more popular in Latin America or if Goya just likes selling weird soda.

Hey… you're not the wallet inspector.

They could just make Norm MacDonald host.

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was to spoil the ending of the Usual Suspects for everyone.

Lars von Trier thinks everything is a joke.