Men in Black 3 was a decent enough movie.

When I hear the phrase "Internet Movie Reviewer" I think of the ThatGuyWithTheGlasses crowd. Nathan Rabin is a movie reviewer who happens to write for a website, which is slightly better than that. Also technically the AV Club has a print edition, I guess.

"He wants to get the one of the guys from Bosom Buddies to do the voice."

Well yeah, but if it was an actual band, it would just be a cover song, and what would be the fun in that? This just takes a crowbar to the song and pulls it into a different shape and presents the results, which is quite enjoyable. Incoherence is what makes it fun.

Because they wanted to cash in on that hip and young The Smiths audience.

Isn't Harmony Korine directing that?

Crystal the Monkey is one of the more successful actors on the show.

Apparently the word "pantywaist" originally referred to a form of childrens undergarment, so it's only indirectly related to panties in the modern sense.

Bah. A liberal is someone too broad-minded to take their own side in an argument, and that shouldn't be considered a weakness.

I imagine Colbert really didn't think it was as cutting as it came across. He's said in interviews that at the time he thought more people liked it. I mean, a lot of the jokes were just copied and pasted from the show, so it's not like he was really going out of his way to be that edgy, he just didn't play softball to…

Also, I think Fred Armisen kinda looks more like Obama than Jordan Peele does.

The thing about Fox & Friends is that not only is it on Fox News with all the partisan rancor that evokes, but it's a morning talk show, and therefore is stupid in a purely non-partisan sense as well.

What's minimizing about action figures? It's just another medium. Would it be minimizing if they released a poster? Action figures are fucking statues, there's nothing demeaning about them.

The holocaust is a perfectly valid topic for action figures. The medium of action figures is a perfectly valid artform. They're just miniature statues which are made out of more realistic material than just solid stone and which are articulated so they can be posed into different positions. There's absolutely no…

Well, the Livestrong Foundation isn't a cancer prevention organization, they're about helping people after they get cancer. So clearly she's just trying to get her money's worth for her wristband.

This movie does seem a bit easier on the eyes than Gummo.

Well, being a mildly competent governor tarnished his image as an action star, anyway. While in office, he hardly blew anybody up at all.

Needs more masturbating on the beach.

She was the Ambassador to Ghana under Gerald Ford and the Ambassador to Czechoslovakia under George H.W. Bush.

I heard Pitbull, sadly.