Sometimes I confuse Christoph Waltz with Christopher Mintz-Plasse. And, you know, that would have been an odd casting choice.

You know, I think the Adam Sandler gimmick poster is slightly stupider than the real Adam Sandler.

You know, I think the Adam Sandler gimmick poster is slightly stupider than the real Adam Sandler.

Well, Fred Armisen is technically part Japanese. That doesn't necessarily make it not racist, but it's something, at least.

Well, Fred Armisen is technically part Japanese. That doesn't necessarily make it not racist, but it's something, at least.

Lyrics sites annoy me for reasons other than copyright or the fact that they're terrible. Lyrics to songs should be something you find on freakishly obsessive fanwikis about bands, not impersonal spam sites. I like my flagrant copyright infringement to have a personal touch.

Lyrics sites annoy me for reasons other than copyright or the fact that they're terrible. Lyrics to songs should be something you find on freakishly obsessive fanwikis about bands, not impersonal spam sites. I like my flagrant copyright infringement to have a personal touch.

It seems disrespectful to the hard working porn directors of the world to call making a Girls Gone Wild video "directing."

It seems disrespectful to the hard working porn directors of the world to call making a Girls Gone Wild video "directing."

Atlas Shrugged is legitimately a really long book which is divided in its own form into three sections. Of course, as Randys Donuts notes, that length is padded out with not particularly cinematic sections, but as he also notes, those sections are still things that Objectivists would get very uptight about cutting.

Atlas Shrugged is legitimately a really long book which is divided in its own form into three sections. Of course, as Randys Donuts notes, that length is padded out with not particularly cinematic sections, but as he also notes, those sections are still things that Objectivists would get very uptight about cutting.

Not a doctor…

Not a doctor…

Yeah, that sounds like the sort of movie French Stewart would be in.

Yeah, that sounds like the sort of movie French Stewart would be in.

Sadly, John Turturro is not in this movie.

Sadly, John Turturro is not in this movie.

Diet cocaine.

Diet cocaine.

I don't think Citizen Kane deserves to be listed as one of the best films of the 1990s either.