Third possibility: incompetence.

No you aren't.

It cost $0.99 for an empty bag.

Do you work in the 19th Century or something?

I think you might have been misinformed as to the location of the butt.

He holds fucking rallies for himself. He's a sitting president. Holding rallies. I still can't get over that basic fact. And many people seem to think that is fine.

Pipe inspector?

Kinja comes for us all, even the Stride Mothers and their Land Rover Ranger Rovers.

you're alllllllll terrible.

Radical!

At least one armed left-wing milita showed up

"… because of the implication."

I'm too upset and exhausted to post a thorough and emotional bio and history right now, but I guess this is the place to leave the tombstone of my AV Club account for the record:

Its name is Zweig.

IT'S CHOWDAH! SAY IT, FRENCHY!

This whole Gawker acquisition was as useless as that Kinja-shaped rock over there. Wait a minute. There's a Kinja behind that rock!

It was that moment that Mitch the Turtle transformed into THE SNAPPING TURTLE!

Did you show them The Day the Clown Cried in order to scar them permanently?

DO IT! WE'LL FUCK LIVE!

WHERE'S MY BURRITO!?
WHERE'S MY BURRITO!?