She really dodged a bullet by not going on a date with Tom Cruise.

Don't blame me, I voted for Kanye.

Wait, Rand Paul and Paul Ryan are different people? I've been calling them Randaul!

This is fine.

Ignore the alt-right troll.

It is an ex-Xena reboot!

Writers should not have this much any power!

Yeah. Think about it.

Have you any idea how it feels to be a Disqusbot living in a Kinjabot's Kinputer's world?

My name is Zweig.

I prefer POG Rock.

Didn't you know that sorting things chronologically remains one of the greatest unsolved problems in computer science?

It's true. This commenting system has no cock.

It's true. This commenting system has no cock.

Mmm, he eclipse read good!

What a time to be alive.

Hey, you got racism in my chocolate!

Bannon sucks…

They can't seriously expect us to swallow this tripe!

I think it starts with 'F' everywhere.