"Slowly Oozing" is a kind of energy.

Bannon's as big a liar as Trimp.

You think they read, or cook and wash dishes??

“Context is everything.”

I'm not feigning ignorance. It's just that the intention within the legal system, and within society, is clearly to punish.

"YOU'RE A SEX WORKER!"

No, I remember. You still need to clean that shit up, young man!

I thought the point of prison was to punish someone.

I wouldn't describe a film director committing rape as "silly."

They don't? How the hell do you pronounce them?

Why is there a photo of Bryan Cranston on an article about Jon Stewart?

They discovered RGB?

BUT JERBS!

They don't know how words work.

Their saying is "it can be one thing." And the "one thing" is white.

In a weird double-twist, when fed the works of Tingle, the AI actually generates elegant and sensible titles.

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Killed by Rectal Spray-Out: The Kinja Story

Oh, that's just because you've discovered the truth that "Millennials" aren't actually humans. They're the first generation that's been replaced with experimental androids, or "synths."

I hate to break it to you, but there are a lot of really stupid people around.

That's why he lost so much money on it. It cost more to make each copy than the retail price.