YOU ALL STILL HAVE O'NEAL!

AC/DC agrees.

Huh? He doesn't avoid making definitive statements. He makes a lot of them, carelessly, all the time.

We need more Xondenderpuss license plates in the Newswire. Repeat, we are sold out of Xondenderpuss license plates.

But he's going to get us killed in the most classy ways. Tremendously killed. The most amazing deaths. Bigly.

That's bad.

Jeez. Of course it's the Nazis.

God.

It's like the whitewashing of Ke$ha's dollar sign out of existence.

So, is this like a Cher thing where he's only going by his first name? Or is that weird affectation just something the AV Club is doing?

Fuck it! We'll stream it and desperately try to monetize it!

He's more of a Tweaker.

YOU LITTLE MAGGOTS!

What's the clothing company sponsoring this? So we know to avoid them.

It's right there in the name!

That's so fetch.

You'd be wrong about Millennials not paying that much for avocado-related foodstuff.

What happened to Sean O'Neal that suddenly made his writing completely unfunny? Is it Kinja?

And these are the fruit we're given.

Reddit may have the tabbed subthreads, but that still doesn't stop people from making the same comments over and over again because they didn't bother to read the other comments.