The coconut oil contains potassium benzoate.

I hate this shit.

[writes notes]

Too small!

Can't somebody just sew up this pun thread?

And make us live in a world without owls!? You monster!

I was at a jam the other night
I was feelin' real good so the feelin' was right
I came to the party for a different kinda action
The next thing I know I was doin' a Michael Jackson
I was thrown off beat and my feet got tied
And the Groper DJ just oughta be fired
He was flippin' and a slippin'
The Groper DJ didn't…

It would be un-American if everybody wasn't suing everybody else.

Then came his lawsuit, which was filed by her countersuit

I find my passwords have a warmer sound when they're on 8-track tape.

Nah, it was an easy D.

Norbert.

It wasn't just this guy. Companies already had stupid password policies, he just helped perpetuate it.

That doesn't answer the question.

Oh, I see. That's to stop Pimpitent Blump from launching nukes, because he doesn't know what numbers or symbols are.

You need to put more emoji in your passwords.

BOSCO

Wait, how did this guy "invent" complicated passwords? They existed long before 2003.

    DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
    DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
    DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
    DDDDDD                   DDDDDD
    DDDDD                    DDDDDD
    DDDDD                    DDDDDD
    DDDDD                    DDDDDD
    DDDDD                    DDDDDD
    DDDDD                    DDDDDD
    DDDDD …

Most people write to movie stars. This guy writes to taquerias.