Doctors say you should drink a glass and a half.

At least he's the McMaster of his own domain.

That's a totally outrageous proactive paradigm!

So, what's the deal with H.R. McMaster's name? Do his friends call him "H"?

[farts]

Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the Whitehouse.

*rein

He actually meant to say “This is the water, and this is the well. Drink full, and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes, and dark within.”

Well, I tried, but I only got a handful of flute.

Yeah, I always listen to my music alphabetically!

No, it's a car stereo thing. And the way it interacts with either Bluetooth or USB connections.

He has new hair. That's gotta be a confidence booster.

No roosters were harmed in the making of this video.

Apparently there are Facebook pages and comments for AV Club articles. It's like some weird parallel universe I've never encountered.

Or Bob Roberts.

That, or a face tattoo.

Photo caption: "A piece of shrink-wrapped chicken breast on sale at Costco."

The horror. The horror. The horror.

Really? We're still doing statues?

Yeah, just wait until she tells her husband when he gets home!