Woozle wuzzle?

It's traumatic to have an alien life form implanted in you at any age.

I don't get what's so strange about that wording, or why the AV Club seems to find it Orwellian. It's basically just like saying "the company" for your workplace.

Up with miniskirts!

His name is Zweig.

I've had about enough of all these PUAs and their negging.

I don't know the words, except "park bench."

He is a right-winger. He just doesn't like Trump.

Schon seems to be fine with racist, misogynistic, transphobic, xenophobic assholes - after all, he played with them for the RNC in 2012. It just seems to be Trump in particular he has a problem with.

Paula White-Cain, just fine. She is, after all, the president’s “spiritual advisor.”

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What the fuck is wrong with this guy's voice? And his face?

Trump's pickle is way too low-energy to be Pickle Rick. Sad!

So, what's the deal with the AV Club promoting fast food without even getting paid for it?

How does being centrist make him not liberal?

Cogent argument there.

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How is that something that needed to be invented? It seems obvious.

The way things are going, he'll be able to buy Disney with his pocket change in 10 years.