Has Clayton somehow blocked all knowledge of Donald Trump's existence? Lucky guy.

It's alright.

Wait, that song has words in it??

Is that Poochinski? Good to see him getting work again.

Dames don't deserve to be treated like that.

I would have thought the scariest thing about it would be the roller coaster dentata.

Wait, the bourbon is named after someone's real name, and not just a terrible misspelling of either "bullet" or "bullshit"?

I did!

Well, can you think of a better vehicle to celebrate?

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It somehow seems appropriate that Gob Bluth did the voiceover for that Border Patrol ad.

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It's exactly the same thing that Sex Criminal is doing. Every immigrant that comes after you is illegal. Even the guy standing immediately behind you. I'm a worthy American pioneer. He's a filthy alien.

Covfefe.

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Do you think the Get a Brain! Morans guy is aware of his status as the Get a Brain! Morans guy?