Local malk. Now with vitamin K.

"Just the other day, I punched an orphan in the face. I like kids whose parents don't die."

Trump's drug dealer must not be making very much money. Is he about to declare bankruptcy?

The AV Club reviewers seem to like it for some reason that is unfathomable.

Be careful what you wish for.

I'm confident in the streaming services of Russian hookers.

someone/so.ethong

I think I hate Ted Koppel!

Why bring back The West Wing when you could have The Newsroom, or 30 Rock when you can have Great News?

Dikachu. Case closed.

You've just restated the same message. It's about how games turn the protagonist into a monster via quota systems, making a mockery of the suffering.

Go Jostens!

You want to kill Björk? You monster!

[swipes frantically in all directions]

Oh, no, I fucking hate Gamergate, and actively campaigned against those pathetic assholes.

So, it didn't even have sugar in it?

Sheesh. You're that guy at the orgy.

Or what if the whole underwear was itself the tag?

It's best not to think about it, and just dive in.

He's writing an executive order to increase representation of bulls in dairy farms. Why should only the female cows get milked?