Galagher's pee is 99% watermelon juice anyway.

Kelly taking a fan’s phone and rubbing it vigorously against his crotch

How's she doing?

Meter? I just did.

Maybe turn it off?

I, for one, welcome our new Gym Teacher overlords.

I can't believe this, when has Donald Trump ever less about anything?!?!

"Can't sleep. American Dream'll eat me."

"Can I have that proposal in the form of a frog meme?"

You keep using that word, "Jobrani" and it's… awesome!

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover,
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

He learned how to do that himself from Bannon.

Tony, please, no! I just ate a whole plate of dingamagoo.

That's OK, pedants hate you, too.

This is your brain. This is your brain on Trump.

But they never even really used that term. It was mostly used by us to mock them.

Goddamn it. It's "rein in" - like controlling a horse, not "reigning" like a ruling monarch!

we already discovered that… that he can’t suck his own cock like Steve Bannon

Did he frequently off you frosty chocolate milkshakes?

No way. We haven't seen the rise of SkyNet Node 5000's music career yet.