(originally touted as the direct follow-up to the critically celebrated The People Vs. O.J. Simpson)

Uh, you left out the 'P' and used an extra 'N' there.

Not bad, nice hot mustard, good bread, the turkey’s a little dry… the turkey’s a little dry! Oh foul accursed thing! What demon from the depths of hell created thee!?

No, that's a coke ring.

Why is he so self-conscious that he has to misspell "Munchkin"?

The wishes come with a free frogurt.

I don't think there's a correct way to use a monkey's paw.

The AV Club just got Mooched!

That was a pretty good album, though.

Oh, okay. That seems less hypocritical than tangential.

You can delete your posts using the drop-down menu (downward triangle) at the top-right of your post.

I don't think you understand how fucking works.

Your argument seems unclear. I think both of those things should have been investigated. Are you arguing that they shouldn't have been?

He probably wouldn't make more money if he charged more for tickets, though. Charging more would mean selling fewer tickets.

@avclub-37fd12d0bf53337b800259b27994d600:disqus 's mother is a smart and great woman.

I make my daily visit to the AV Club like a regular person, and find myself reading about people wearing glasses. What's the deal, are you all giant nerds??

the best beef

That war doesn't happen without North Koreans also suffering horribly. But they are already suffering even without a war. It's truly the Pickle of nations.

Yeah, Marlon Brando was pretty shitty towards women.

"It ain't the way I wanted it! I can handle things! I'm smart! Not like everybody says… like dumb… I'm smart and I want respect!"