I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike.

And take the bus like a schmuck!

She was unimpressed by his fandango skills.

It says "Let's Bee Complicit in Undermining Democracy and Human Rights" and there's a picture of a bee!

Aliens, bio-duplication, nude conspiracies! Oh my god, Lyndon LaRouche was right!

Do you really think the guy in the $10,000 suit is going to start using cassettes instead of vinyl? C'mon!

Well, he is a PWR BTTM.

Introducing… Gay Jack!

Yeah, she couldn't afford fresh uncut thyme, so she had to use the dried stuff, which is both cheaper and much more addictive.

They often need to switch to CryEngine for some of the onscreen drama though.

Will the final season involve a tournament of some kind?

It seems inefficient to keep the booze and cheese separate. Have you tried melting the cheese into the beer?

You have to do a lick test.

Why would Trump apologize for breaking any kind of code? Hell, during his campaign he verbally abused a fire chief because he wasn't allowed to violate building fire codes.

But ElDan only uses I Can't Believe It's Not Butter™ on his males.

I'm Carl. He's Lenny.

Abusing things gets you Trump Brand™ Frequent Fucker Points® that can be used towards buying a White House position.

Well, technically he was reposting it, and Dikachu was the original poster. It's an important distinction.

For years, people have called upon us to take a position on political issues, and we have steadfastly remained non-partisan and refused to comment on political matters.

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