Like sniffing glue.

It's coming from inside the tubes!

He's no Truman Capote.

Yeah, but using Zyklon B to do it was overkill, I thought.

Well, aren't you salty?

It's like buying an original Hitler, from before he got popular.

Or Seattle.

Pickle Pollock.

No, it was John Miller.

That's some Pickle-level artistic expertise right there.

You monster!

Not really that different than all the other kids who have birthday parties themed around fantastical made-up characters.

Are you sure he didn't mean "your semen is nice"?

With hints of crayon.

Hey Pickles, I love you
I wanna have your babies
Just come here I'll kiss you
Don't worry about the neighbours

Mmm… authentic, free-range 9-year-old. Tastes so young and impudent.

Ah, go shove a cork in your bunghole.

Would you like a lick of my flavor bar?

How large is their commemorative spoon collection?

You mean "employed."