More like 36DD, amirite?

Do you dress like Princess Leia only when you get called in for jury duty, or every day regardless?

Instead we have a corpulent one.

TRUMPIE NEEDS RACISTS

And that guy is also tripping balls on mushrooms…

You keep using that word… and it's AWESOME!

So much for the tolerant left.

Only to find that the swamp has been drained and turned into a desert. And he's on his back!

The Boy Scouts are just kids. Promises to children never count.

Uh, this is the the one aspect of the AV Club where two things are not allowed. You have to keep one hand free for circle-jerking.

I say, without any hyperbole, that that Mikey's comments here were single-handedly responsible for preventing Wealthcare.

You can both be where you are, and take a trip, man.

You pressed "you," referring to me. That is incorrect, the correct answer is you.

I hate this shit.

HE'S A LOOSE CANNON!

He did the Nastennial in the Pastennial.

Let the beers pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax!

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Hey! (hey!)
You! (you!)
Get off of my cloud!

It's not just having them; they also have to be very low-hanging.