So why are you bad-mouthing the DVDs? I'm sure they've racked up many millions more viewings than that.

Uh, I want them. My Simpsons DVD/Blu-Ray collection is incomplete, and I don't like relying on sources that require an internet connection.

Huh. I have the DVDs from those seasons, but I haven't bothered to dig through the extra features. I might have to take a look sometime.

Such an exchange does not exist, Sir. You must have dreamt it.

Yes. I mean, no.

A piece of foam rubber with LEDs in it does not count as a helmet.

I just saw the new episode, and, man, was it bad! This has to be the worst of the season. We saw almost nothing of Homer or Bart, and the story line was pretty stupid. The funniest parts were the musical pruduction of "Planet of the Apes," and the end news broadcast announcing McClure's new movie. However, I give it…

What's this about Gabbo?

I prefer hearing-impaired marmalade.

OK, I have not heard of this. Why would they include whole episodes from later seasons? Are they sequels or somehow related to the episodes on the disc?

Yes, I mean season 20. What are these bonus features you're referring to?

Even some of the standard-definition Simpsons seasons have been released on Blu-Ray. Not that there's much point to that apart from using fewer discs. Not really worth the extra cost.

All of the seasons that have been released on physical media that were made in HD were released on Blu-Ray.

Yeah, that was a bizarre release (that's what Dikachu said).

The Simpsons didn't go HD until season 20.

It was an amazing time, when DVD menus were fresh and new, and designers were made turgid by the possibility of endlessly looping soundtracks and animation until it drove viewers mad.

Woohoo!!

Not with that attitude.

It can be two things.

Yeesh! It's Listicle: The Novel.