Great, now you've awoken the undead army of Dada.

Way ahead of you.

It's just called "The Robot."

It would be like Steve Jobs made a robot version of Steve Wozniak in 1979 and nobody ever noticed.

I love my computer
I use it every day

They call them Huckabees, but I've never seen them huck a bee. Oh wait, there they go.

Bazinga!

Don't hate the motherfucker, hate the game.

They tried making a ninja entirely out of fruit roll-ups, but he ended up being too gummy.

She's like the assistant to the deputy head of HR for the nation.

Three pun threads would be a saffront to humanity.

Engadget reports today that WWF parent company Zynga

They're bringing porn to TV?

Sean O'Neal's cousin.

Hmm, did everything just taste purple for a second?

But if instant gratification is commonplace and the status quo, that makes it less valuable. Therefore, patience is much rarer, and a more valuable commodity.

I'm highly allergic to stupid shitwankery.

Th-th-that's allspice!

I'm making the case for SHUT THE FUCK UP, MIKE, YOU STUPID FUCKING SHITWANK!

[Book deal never happens]