So, he's going to be the new Batman villain, The Spicer?

Fuck me.

He's just a rich boy, from a rich family!

So you think you can Roger Stone me and Spice in my eye!?

Or that she's a woman, so shouldn't speak.

Scary Manga was my favorite Spicer Girl.

What else is in the teaches of Spicers?

He made like a bay and left.

She also looks like the porn version of Sarah Palin. That, too, could be the glasses.

Huckabee and lightning, very very fright'ning

… crazy for the low, low prices at Electronics Hut?

I don't think he's polishing the turd - he's guzzling them by the cupful.

Weekend at Pudding Pop's

Hey, I can only afford to buy jokes on an instalment plan. You'll get the rest later.

the infamous “pee pee tape” suite

You should try Bing if you want to find what you're looking for.

Uh, they fucked black and Asian people and had their babies? Do you need sexual reproduction explained to you?

Wouldn't patience be an even more highly valued virtue in an instant-gratification society?

Why didn't they just draw an "X" on her forehead with a red marker?

How… people aren't worth more than cash?!