"I believe everything rapists say, because I'm a fucking idiot"

It looks cool in glamor shots, but I think it will be very cheaply manufactured and not hold up very well. Like even that "wood paneling" looks like a sticker that will start peeling up after a few months.

It wil play in Peoria.

A little mincing would be nice.

I feel we should Rastafy him by 10 percent or so.

He understands The Muppets on a much deeper level than we do.

Hooking up the paddles? That's a paddlin'.

Lick it good!

Finally, Custer gets his revenge.

Ron L Hubbard

https://frinkiac.com/video/…

I think it's saying that Dannon is shitty yoghurt.

Eh, I think Cosby prefers them unconscious anyway. So he'd still be buying pills even if he had them in a personal cult.

You haven't been paying attention, have you?

You mean Cerberus?

One commenter really loves the Speedo guy.

Worst. Comment thread. Ever.

Yes, the Simpsons have come a long way since an old drunk made humans out of his rabbit characters to pay off his gambling debts. Who knows what other nostalgic writers' stories we'll hear between now and when the show becomes unprofitable?

You're really stretching there to defend this. I think the more obvious explanation is that she simply doesn't know what "brine" means and what "briny" tastes like. Because it's the vinegary acid of the pickle that will "cut through" the oiliness, not the brininess.

Also that President Sex Criminal just won't listen to them in the first place, because he's too busy being distracted by Morning Joe and MILFy First Ladies.