Everybody knows that the only way you really learn is blowing your fingers off in firearms/fireworks related incidents, getting teenagers pregnant, and having bar brawls.

Q: Are We Not Educators?
A: We Are DeVos!

Pickled herring typically undergoes a two-step curing process that involves extracting excess moisture with salt, then brining the fish in a mixture of vinegar, onions, peppercorn, bay leaves, and other spices. This method is one of my favorite ways to enjoy the fish, because the brininess of the vinegar cuts through…

"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast."

When I was at University, it was long before the Nu-Who revival.

This is the first time I've heard that the Doctor is a superhero.

Duh, she's a woman. Women aren't allowed to have jobs with words like "marshal" or "president" in the title.

Not watching Farscape? That's a paddlin'.

I've been calling him Crandall! Why didn't anyone tell me!?

Oh no, please AV Club, I just had a whole plate of dingamagoo.

Why the hell isn't she on a Taggart Transcontinental train?

As someone who has only watched the original Planet of the Apes decades ago, and doesn't have a lot of time to watch all the others, what should I watch in terms of the most essential sequels? Are there any plot continuity issues, or can any of them be watched standalone?

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And in charger!

Or the trading gap.

If only.

That's more that a flat top. That's a hi-top.

Can't sleep – CNN will eat me!

Do they really have to make fun of his weight even on the official staff page?

He does the TV show now. I don't think he writes anymore. He said on Reddit that doing the TV show means he knows basically nothing about website operations.