That's going to be highly profitable for him, even if he doesn't get elected, which he probably will.

I thought it was made of iron.

What's this about Gabbo McCarthy?

That's how durian is supposed to smell.

Look, we get it: internet movie trailer culture is a problem for big film studios, since they’d presumably like to maintain at least a little bit of mystery around their high-profile films.

So, no different to when it's working normally?

Sorry, corrected.

And wax Bill Clinton gets bi-zay consistently and thoroughly, with wax Helen “Nellie” Taft.

The fact that three Daily Show alumni independently bought statues from the same auction is awesome, and with hindsight, completely obvious.

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It can be two things. Few people know that the fidget spinner was invented by Josef Mengele using human test subjects at Auschwitz.

John Oliver, please buy ad space to get the "yes, do put fidget spinners in your mouth" version shown during Fox & Friends. Also, send a box of KFC-flavored fidget spinners to the White House.

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Plus Simpsons Classic reviews that weren't written by Rabin!

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