You don't use lube when sticking a dildo up your ass? I think maybe it is you who doesn't understand masturbation.

It was a hell of a party.

Probably got it from 4chan.

Edit: upon much further reflection masturbation, the butt is indeed wet.

Wait, is the author claiming that CSN is a "legitimate organization"?

Yeah, sometimes it seems like Vogon is acting relatively normally, but it doesn't take long to be reminded that he's a raging sociopathic asshole.

What is this thing you call… hope?

Banana doo-doo.

If you were English, wouldn't you be?

FRELL YEAH!

To shreds, you say?

As bigly as Trump's inauguration audience?

Well, "good" is going a bit far. How about; "Not automatically considered evil terrorists, but we'll keep that option open."?

Definitely edit them to be pornographic and self-publish on Amazon. You'll be a millionaire!

WEE WEE SNRUB VLASIC!

TV Club Classic: Farscape: The intrepid Alasdair Wilkins returns to bring the coverage of this long-lost sc-fi series to a close, capping off its final season.

Lawn.

Right, Koko. That chimp’s alright. High-five.

I thought he retired to be a chair full-time.

You've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel funny?" Well, do ya, punk?