If you were only going to have one client, wouldn't you want one who pays?

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Plus he also hucks bees.

Take to the sea!

[Records mash-up of Veep, Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, and Sopranos theme songs]

Well, you can't expect that many members of the public to know about serial lighting control protocols. And of those who know about it, most are probably annoyed by its limitations.

That's how Ruff Ryders roll

Robert half what?

Why would you take Wesley Snipes', who's famously British, advice on paying American taxes?

Also, the "indoctrination" narrative rings false. People will find ways to be religious. There's no reason to it. It just appeals to some people. My parents were strong atheists, but my sister is a born-again fundamentalist Christian. The idea that people just follow what their parents did is bogus.

But "declining" doesn't mean it will eventually reach zero. By that logic, my income will eventually reach 1 billion dollars per year.

What!?

You mean this wasn't related to not paying taxes on those hookers he killed and dumped in the harbor?

Meanwhile, others become more religious.

You said "behavior" and didn't restrict that statement.

Is this about an animated Michael Jackson, or an animated Halloween Special?

Begin?

So, when does he visit the tomb of the Ancient Alien?

That's the joke, Brooks. That's the joke.

Wouldn't "maroon" be the more appropriate insult?