Did he have that sweet Laurel Canyon sound?

She's my promiscuous grandmother, @avclub-08ae6a26b7cb089ea588e94aed36bd15:disqus !

I didn't say it was non-alcoholic cheese.

Exactly. I thought that was so obvious it didn't need to be mentioned.

Yes, Mrs. Alger. Everything stinks.

Meh. Patriotism, like its twin nationalism, is a flawed concept and is better off abandoned, rather than being reshaped or rehabilitated.

So, they use cheese instead of bourbon?

That's weird, the internet says the same thing about you.

The point is, none of us will even get a chance to be fired so our companies can pivot to video if net neutrality is rescinded…

I don't think the skin color matters as much as the temperament. Kanye's passionate volatility could not be further from Carson's somnambulant indifference.

With Kanye, it's always a Schrödinger kind of situation.

Kanye West as Ben Carson

Jamaica is as American as green snake in a sugar cane field. That's what my granny used to say, back in her tar paper shack on Montego Bay.

Aren't they the bad guys?

STAND CLEAR, IT'S GOING TO BLOW!

Forgetting your hip flask of booze is the worst.

The guillotine? Can't we just order paper already cut to the size we want it?

Would it kill you to read a single NYT article about it, rather than flailing around here with your misconceptions?

"Sure, I murdered a bunch of people. But lots of people murder. It's no big deal."

…covfefe