I prefer Democracy Crush Saga.

No, that's A.V. Club walking.

He'll have the last laugh when he gets millions of dollars from that nice Nigerian prince.

Real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri!

Go.

Her!?

Well, he has struggled bigly with Graft Versus Host, or GVH.

I don't really care for them.

Do you want dodecahedrons? Because that's how you get dodecahedrons!

Just another middleman. If he wants to go direct, he should just hire Putin as his lawyer.

Lindsay as Ivanka also works, what with all her fake charities and causes, when she only cares about herself.

But doesn't a Trump posting it mean that it's all a lie? When have any of them ever told the truth?

I think he's more high-quality like the "wax" you pay extra for at the car wash, that doesn't actually do anything.

It's like there's twice the Peak TV than there normally is!

Was the dude being sarcastic?

Yeah, but weed doesn't count as a drug.

… with drugs in them.

Drugs Are Really Excellent?

An independent what?

They're making another one of these? Hasn't the world suffered enough?