Are they immigrants or something?

I have the very diction of a modern Douche-General,
I've information padrino, podormo, and societal

Rich people don't buy McMansions.

Is that FDA approved?

You have some kind of socialist commie liquor store?

But isn't the point not one of necessity? She's used to getting cabs everywhere. Driving a car herself is a symbol of freedom and independence.

You should heed the experience of George Costanza: that's not so safe.

And secure, almost-impossible-to-trace communication is so easy these days. Why would you even do such things in open email?

Yeah, it's quite possible his response to this will be "PSYCHE!"

If you don't need a car in New York, why are there so many cars there?

Huh?

Disqus: "What's inappropriate about those? This user seems to be all about Nazi frogs and Confederate flags."

Oh cool, it's that NBC dramedy series about a trio of suburban moms.

YOU MONSTER!

That's exactly what they're trying to do.

Flag them for what? Disagreeing? Having an "inappropriate profile"?

If the dick pic doesn't fit, you must acquit!

How is praising Smash Mouth not racist?

We understand. After all, we are from the Land of Chocolate.

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