Well, I suppose after Trump's done gutting them, they won't be able to do anything, unless it's undermining the safety of food and drugs.

The A.V. Club

I think they can maybe do more than two things?

Wait, how is snorting chocolate supposed to be "fun"?

Gingrich?

There. Are. Five. Upvotes.

In conclusion, the soul is a land of contrasts.

Smash Mouth Strikes Again

A sniper rifle would make the task of shooting things at point blank range more difficult than it would be with an appropriate weapon.

every GOP member with an ounce of integrity

Where the hell is the potato man?

Warning: When driving, keep the glove box closed to prevent injury to a passenger if a collision or sudden stop occurs.

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We're being deprived of the most advanced sex-bot technology for cyber-stimulation the world has ever seen! This is a devastating blow!

This is why we need more obese Americans! Cut health care funding and make corn syrup free, so we can have enough people in the frontline fighting the Cyber Menace!

Better make sure it's only heterosexual shit he's eating. And that he doesn't eat it alone with a woman.

Whitey Whackoffs.

Yertle Turtlers.

Aaaaannnnddd…. here come the pretzels Breitbarters!

I don't think you get refunds for a festival if one of the acts drops out.