Oh, here comes that cannonball guy. He's cool.

Are they going to change the name of the festival from "Mad Cool" to "Sadly Sobering"?

Not sure where the "could be sliced in half" criteria comes from. Seems highly dubious.

Hans' Catsup!

You only need to go to the comments on the AV Club reviews of that season to see South Park fans flooding the comments with "Eat shit liberals, how do you like your safe spaces now!?" kind of stuff.

No, you should always feel guilt and shame, regardless of the circumstances.

Republican Senator.

Do they know anything? Let's find out.

Now we have to find his other missing "d."

The Doodletown Pipers…

Lord Palmerston!

Did you go to Hollywood Upstairs XXX School too?

I already didn't like him before!

Except it's just Wonder Bread and Alex Jones.

No, it's not about disagreement, it's about trolling. That was clearly a leading statement intended to get into a stupid distraction like "but Islam's not a race!"

His lawyers should write a demand of Habeus Beuofus.

Can't he have his own career, instead of always being in his father's shadow?

the members of the group were on their way from Atlanta to Des Moines for a concert tonight, when they were kicked off a Delta flight because, according to a statement issued by the airline, they “repeatedly refused to follow crew member instructions to buckle their seatbelts and stow carry-on items in the overhead…

No, no! Human civilization has not disbanded!

Benjamin Franklin used French letters.