HE'S AMERICA'S DAD!

The really weird thing is that they are decrying the "information age," yet the typewriter is one of the key tools that brought it about.

Quills? Kids these days have lost the art of grunting around a fire.

Pffft. Some "collector." None of those typewriters even have wheels.

Black people in Canada? Now I've heard everything!

"Show Business."

Starbucks Express

Sunday in the Park with Kurt

What about Cat Butt?

Why does he have to do either of those things?

Your parents rock.

Rape me
C'mon
Rape me

The guy can't even get a Simpsons reference right!

Milo & Trump

His Mom thinks he's cool.

Fetupodes.

What does Steve Wozniak have to do with this?

Oh look, the trolls have arrived!

Do I!?

Yes, the Founding Fathers guaranteed everyone their own TV show on either HBO or Starz. Jefferson wanted to include The CW but got shouted down.