Why don't you go do "some learnin'"?

So, why can't you tell me what it is I'm supposed to learn about it?

That's as good as it gets.

Well, that's a complete non-sequitur. I believe that education should be free, and that we need to completely rethink the way we view ownership of land, given its colonialist implications.

Any reading that concludes that religion is not regressive is flawed. The very idea of religion is completely regressive.

So, what does that have to do with progressivism or conservatism? It's just a weird and antiquated rule.

Also, isn't lending people money, even if it's interest-free, only adding to their debt, not freeing them from it?

Huh. Weird. You'd think that would be something the article should mention.

But how does mandating interest-free loans help free people from debt? It removes any incentive to lend money.

Wouldn't they benefit it, what with all the McLaren F1s you can get by working from home?

OK, so what's progressive about Sharia law? And what makes interest-free loans progressive?

"Don't you hate pants!?"

After just a week of (surprisingly restrictive) exclusivity on Tidal

Because the ones who scream loudest about anything just want attention, and don't care what they're screaming about?

Have you ever sold your own body for cash?

Actually, that happened about a month ago:

You've deserved your own Stechey! Well, you will have when that one guy in a retirement home finally dies.

When did the media ignore Sanders in favor of Clinton?

Are you 40% titanium?

Hmmm… it seems she calls herself "progressive" but also supports Sharia law. Which makes no fucking sense. She's probably less progressive than George W. Bush.