I think you mean "maize." Iowa is a land of contrasts.

But if you were just trying to fart, and a full log comes out, isn't that still a shart?

Ah, yes. Ireland. Well known for its many non-white inhabitants.

I find it's usually a brown area.

He didn't shit his pants, but he definitely sharted.

I think Breitbart is one of Disqus' major clients, so they take a very reddit-like "muh free speech" approach to moderation.

Disqus has something for everybody.

I won't settle until there's some Lucying.

Wait, what are they doing to these innocent geese?

He prefers to go by "Boom Boom Blitzer." Because of the implication.

But what did the Fox say?

Why would an alien messiah have an office or a phone number?

The fact that it's not a new revelation doesn't mean this shouldn't be investigated and added to the growing list of evidence against him.

Yeah, this is sure to end well.

Yeah, the lesson is that centrist Democratic candidates are the only ones who win. I'm not sure how moving more leftward is the lesson to learn from that.

Decently produced videos?? You have no chance.

Tell Ralph Nader "Hello."

Seems rather weak, when Trump actively campaigned against The Five, long after they were found not guilty.

You rock. Especially when that guy was on the roof.

Look, Burns' suit!