Jeremy's… Iron?

Huh. They look like testicles to me.

Sidewaysvoted.

I think you mean the Central Twerk Six.

That never happened.

Never forget.

Give us hell, Quimby!

You're not making a lot of sense here.

It really isn't.

Then maybe those comedians should have spent more time at swim training?

Maybe it should have been held on a bus?

Established back in 2005, the cruise ship slots are a staple of the Chicago and New York comedy scenes

So, you resent the Bernie Bros? Yeah, pretty much everyone else does, too.

Vampires usually have more class.

That's a relief. I thought I was just a no-good drunk.

They can hear the sweet Laurel Canyon sound.

Demi Moore, playing a bored socialite who’s court-ordered to come read to him

You forgot "taste in food."

Pants optional.

"I got her skin"