It was just a joke that the outcome was so incredibly predictable and not newsworthy.

Like I said…

Unless the defendant is poor, in which case it's incredibly easy.

The world: "I don't know what that is."

Produced by Milo Yiannopoulous.

Sadly, this is the only thing anyone will remember Larry Wilmore for.

I find your belief system fascinating.

Ah, push it
Push it good
Ah, push it
Push it real good!

Yeah, so why would you need to go to any lengths to research that?

You're telling me Sisyphus wasn't legal? Because damn, he was built.

Goddamn, it nearly could have been Judge Sean O'Neal in the seat of justice.

Uh, what was the point of that article supposed to be?

♬ We're sending our love down the well! ♬

"That's right. A girl want to play football. How about that!?"

It's more of an Albany expression.

But on the other hand, most of what actual humans write online is indistinguishable from AI-generated gibberish, so how would anybody know if they were talking to a bot?

Are you sure that's not from a bovine culinary site?

And the majority of women still using them have migrated to newer, more woman-friendly dating apps like Bumble and Coffee Meets Bagel

No, that was about the budget gap. This is about the trading gap.

Vanilla ice cream and boring sandwiches? He's just like us!