I think that makes it a fiasco.

Am I actually an X-man with incredible powers of alcohol tolerance?

It was just locker-room assault.

This whole non-scandal makes it seem like somehow memes of all things are a bridge too far and now is when he's done something too stupid.

Can't… stop… doing… the monkey…

Me so solly! Me likey fly lice! Me frappa dickie rong time!

You must buy some pretty aggressive vodka!

Good, because it's a Seinfeld monologue.

Except that it did. Polling data pointed towards a Hillary win. It was only later revealed that the polling data did not match the actual voting that happened.

So, he ran on rather centrist issues?

some clueless marketers are still aiming to tap into the out-of-touch-with-reality market of the top one percent of the one-percenters.

Yes, that certainly was a compilation of clips from Silicon Valley.

"People who disagree with my highly speculative opinions are insane."

Literally all of the data also pointed to a Hillary win. How did that work out?

Obama won two elections in a row with the "centrist brand of bullshit." And it's very unusual for the same party to win three national elections in a row.

I think they just blue themselves.

I really feel as human beings, we need more training in our basic social skills. Conversational distance, don't you hate these people that talk to you they talk into your mouth like you're a clown at a drive-through and hand shakes is the worst, there's absolutely no guidelines for hand shakes you know these people?…

Will there be explosives on their heads that detonate on contact?

Yeah? Well you try rhyming "Brzezinski" with anything.

"Living" goes too far.