North Korea's never going to have a working nuclear ICBM. They don't have the competence to pull it off.

The White House has already announced their cat elimination plan.

Wait, who said the poors could have holes to die in? Sounds like socialism. We need those holes for fracking and whatnot.

H.R. McMaster

A little from Colon A, a little from Colon B.

I dunno, Coastguard?

Except it does matter, because this actually has facts behind it.

Has anyone investigated the moon's role in these shady dealings? I bet there's a dark side to all this.

Lawyers after money? Nah, this has to be fake news.

Human extinction can't come soon enough.

I don't think "idiot" is the right word for these vultures. It minimizes their culpability to claim they are merely incompetent, rather than scheming evil bastards.

Other people have more dignity than him.

I doubt it. I bet he insists on not using condoms. That way, his victims have to buy his HIV medication.

Sociopathic assholism is much easier for most people to relate to.

They're addmanteaud?

C'mon boys, let's Getty!

With guest appearances by Seaman!

Matsumoto said according to CNBC, apparently not having heard much of Martin Shkreli in whatever silk robe-enclaved utopia judges get to retire to when they’re not on the bench.

Sigh. I remember the good old days when being the CEO of a tech company just meant that you were a sociopathic asshole, and not a sociopathic asshole who was also a shitposting troll.

Keep it in your pants, child molester.