Why? You could become Canadian! Do you really want to give up that opportunity?

Finding it on Reddit seems like too much work for Trump.

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Funny/unsurprising that r/TheDonald deleted the apology. Which was basically a big "fuck you" to everything that forum stands for.

Unfortunately, Valve cornered that market.

You can never have too much poo.

*dickey flaps*

[Supreme Court rules that holidays are people with full religious and voting rights. Plus they get extra healthcare coverage that human citizens aren't entitled to.]

[Donald Trump gives speech about the failing Asian-American economy, performs "Ching-Chong Chinaman" routine]

If you're having problems with vomiting, you could always take alcohol as a suppository.

Hey, you stole the title of Dan Savage's next column!

OK, you asked for it:

Pure. Coolidge.

It's like, how much more white could this be? And the answer is none. None more white.

I've made a fresh batch of America Balls.

https://frinkiac.com/video/…

I hereby declare today to be Marge Simpson Day!

It can be two things.

I'd posit that you're full of shit.

It's long overdue for Jesus to come back and kick some ass.