Be careful, I've heard that can make a grown man cry.

The horse wants what the horse wants.

Directed by Tim Burton.

Everybody look under your seats… You get Millennials! And you get Millennials! And you get Millennials!

Hey, Smokey only looks out for one guy - Smokey.

Uncle S&M tied me up for like three hours last year. Do not agree to go downstairs to that guy's "den."

Man, that's a gas.

We declare independence from calling it a banger in the mouth.

You know, this is the fuckin' guy… I could find this Lebowski guy.

Trump said "In America, we don't worship government, we worship God." Oh really, president sex criminal? So which church were you regularly attending every Sunday before you were elected? The golf course?

Do the Terms and Conditions state "No darkies allowed"?

I prefer the original German version - 99 LuftTrombones.

But he also dropped his glasses into the toilet.

Worldwide Pants!

No, it's not. Go read the definition.

Again, the "loudness war" stuff is mostly a thing of the past, a relic of the 90s. It declined along with the relevance of radio airplay.

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Do you have any better ideas?

God, schmod, I want my monkey-man!

Daddy needs to get his rocks off.