No, I'm not going to watch Fox News.

If it's news, then it cannot be fake.

Ruh-roh!

Cram it with walnuts, ugly!

The show's off the air for the next three weeks.

That must be some kind of fresh hell. You're a trained professional broadcast engineer, and yet your job is to not be good at the job you trained for.

Nothing can survive Meatloaf. Not even love.

3. Talking about how bacon improves everything.

Other times, the clues are very on the nose, and yet still end up being hit or miss.

Like a shortsighted… something… involving Harry Potter.

No, clip-on testicles.

Harding? More like hardong.

So, there is TV on tonight?

Oh, that one. Time passes so fast that the WWE/CNN tweet feels like ancient history, and I thought there must have been another one since then.

So, what was the tweet?

You know they do!

I don't know. Have you tasted his butt lately?

I don't think Generation Y was supposed to last so long as to cover all Millenials.

I don't either. Can someone explain this?

And everyone younger would have to assist and/or put up with these ancients?