but Generation Y is not the same thing as "Millennial." It only covers the "Xennials" this article talks about. Millennials would still be a distinct generation.

Obviously, both eggs and whiskey are the answer.

But beets aren't very popular.

Y'know, Katie, "spoke" is a word.

*two

So, is Fuji an apple, or a displaced person?

What's a Kodak?

Jay Zennial.

If you wanted to make a comment about the Generational Divide Newswire, you should have called in during the PWR BTTM Newswire.

Is Kanye even capable of just "walking away" from anything? I feel like he'd at least need to do a mic drop, if not a crazy rant followed by time in rehab.

Yeah, my sister is a Gen Y, while I'm a Gen X. We weren't born that far apart, but our experiences were totally different.

No, Dougie, no!

Because "Xennial" is so much more en fleek.

You're Generation Y. It was a thing that got erased for some unfathomable reason, and you got lumped in with Millennials.

No, anyone born after 1976 claiming to be Generation X always seemed suspect to me. They kept pushing back the Gen X cut-off date, but there is definitely a difference between the late-70s people and those born before.

And of course, this "travel ban" violates international treaties on refugees that the US is a signatory to. Treaties that were developed in the aftermath of WWII to give aid to people suffering from evil acts. Of course Trump takes the Nazis' side on this matter.

There's… significant shrinkage.

Hey, I'm a Xenior Xitizen, and I demand respect. Also a pension.

YOU NEWMANIACS BLEW IT ALL UP! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO MAILROUTES WITH LARGE DOGS!