Yeah, "waiter" works well enough.

Isn't that just Generation Y?

You know how scientists are trying to design symbols that transcend language, to use as warning signs around areas where nuclear waste is stored? Just use a photo of Trump.

Except when Hussein Obama was elected, that was the work of the Devil in conjunction with pizzerias.

Is this real life?

I believe that's what they call "background" to the story.

A happy animal.

Once you 'sinthe, you just can't… uh… put it on a plinth?

Exactly. It won't take much, so they only need to do the bare minimum to appear more dignified than Trump. So the standard will keep slipping.

Yes, I think that's the joke.

"My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball; but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!"

Thank. Fuck.

Pure. West.

I think that's the joke.

What's the deal with wrestling?

After work on Friday I watched "Laurel Canyon" on my DVR.

With a keg of absinthe, I guess you might be having some hallucinations, but the main outcome will be death.

Do you wear the glasses wherever you go?

But it's not going to change that in a good way. It's not going to lead to more checks on the president's power. It's not going to make people see the truth behind the curtain.

The fuck? Is he working for a Russian phishing/identity theft operation?