I'm sorry but I *will* look better at 66 and I don't care if he has played Han Solo, Deckard and Indiana Jones (I'm still trying to forget his Jack Ryan), his work in the past decade or so has been shit. Okay, so Ford gets a pass from most of us the same way Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher do but fuck it, it's time to…

At least it's not that piece of shit that Eddie Murphy was attached to. The script for that one got out (more like escaped) and it was possibly one of the worst things I've ever read (and I've read a lot of first drafts for Bond films).

Good news, considering Marvel has been drawing Nick Fury to look like Jackson in the Ultimate titles for years now. Still, Avery Brooks would have kicked serious ass as Fury.
And I hope there's a throwaway scene somewhere, in one of the Marvel films he'll be in, where we get to see him kick Hasselhoff in the nads. Of…

@Gentle Herpes
…but really, who doesn't? Just thank the Buddha that there aren't any Christian reggae bands (that we know of).

Likable does not a good band make. Hell, I know lots of likable guys but I'd run for a soundproofed room if they decided to try and make anything resembling music.

Ahhh! My optometrist specifically said not to get pie in my eye!

I'd still rather watch the chick from BBC's "Chinese Cooking Made Easy" any day. Preferably stripping naked and rubbing herself with cooking oil….
Good cooking show, FWIW. Actually made some of the recipes and not only were they edible, I didn't burn the TARDIS down.

I don't think this film will make 'utter gobs of cash'. Remember that it cost a fuckload to make and that doesn't count all the legal fees or the PR budget, which can usually double a film's budget but in this case might have actually tripled it. It has to take in a whole lotta money just to break even. Will it…

I couldn't believe two things about the 'volcano monitoring' bit:
One, that he somehow thought volcano monitoring was just stupid. Apparently as stupid a hurricane monitoring and the monitoring of levies. Let's see how he feels when that sucker under Yosemite finally uncorks.
Two, that he singles out something that…

I hope they run him just for the inevitable Apu comparisons and obvious tee-shirts. I've got my designs ready and I'm just waiting for word he's running to start the presses and send my evil agents to the rallies.

Saw an longer version of this trailer during the Superbowl. I loved the bit where they're getting ready to take his organs and get distracted by what is apparently a freakishly huge cock. Which leads to him waking up and kicking their asses because he just doesn't like dudes looking at his cock.

It's one of those things that qualifies as "guilty pleasure". Kind of like "Double Team".

Statham needs to make a film with the Chan man, especially now that Chan has decided to try and make the odd film here and there where he's not basically playing Jackie Chan. I hear his new Chinese one might even be pretty good.

Is this part of Bai Ling's community service for her shoplifting conviction?

Crank 3: The Search For Crank
Beyond Thundercrank
Another Fucking Crank
and the artsy version where JS has to kill 47 people, fuck Amy Smart in the ass while being watched by everyone in the world on CNN, score the winning goal in the World Cup and kill the bad guy while being blasted into orbit on a North Korean rocket…

I'm with some of the others that I didn't go for most of the sex stories but "Henry Miler Dawn Patrol" was a riot, as was the story about Jesus and Satan being aliens with twin penises that allowed you to plug both holes at the same time. To say the guy had a fascination with anal sex would be an understatement. I…

Once Upon A Time In Mexico
Am I the only one who thought he was hilarious in Once Upon A Time In Mexico? I wonder if that dog he carried around was the same one that died in his arms this week?
Mickey Rourke is one of the people that keeps Hollywood interesting. Sure, he may have some incredible crap on his resume…

Sorry but Conan's first shows were just excruciating. I know someone who taped them just to have proof that something that bad was actually broadcast on network television. But he got a lot better, found his sea legs and it turned into a pretty good show. It'll be interesting to see what effect the move to LA, a…

I think this just opens up the possibilities for introducing the classics to today's youth. Zombie Copperfield, A Zombie In the Rye and, of course, The Zombie on the Bounty will become more popular than Cliff Notes and Classics Illustrated combined.
And I think all of them should star Gordon Ramsay as the first victim.