Timothy Olyphant is so hot as a highstrung husband it's distracting.

Amy Sedaris once liked one of my photos on Instagram, and I considered ending everything right there. I peaked.

I wonder why. It would have been a perfectly fine title.

That's literally what it says, isn't it? I can't figure out what's going on.

Counter-point: chicken salad is kind of gross.

I actually really love that film. Amazing soundtrack too.

Does the Xbox One port of "Lost Odyssey" count? I'm more than a little obsessed.

Also, "Ready Player One" isn't scheduled for release until 2018… Unless I'm missing something.

This is blasphemous, but some days I actually prefer "The Lost World" (novel) to "Jurassic Park" (novel).

I just found out the Switch will have Gamecube games on it and suddenly now I'm interested.

I prefer "The Holiday" to "Love, Actually" by quite a bit. The latter does have a great cast, I'll give you that.

BA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-SHKA!

She loves her kids, and never stops.

I don't really understand where Abel is at at this point in his career. He seems torn between "pop star" and "serious artiste," and it makes for kind of middling work.

One just opened here in Missoula and I was exceptionally disappointed.

Matt Damon, sir!

What makes "John Wayne" and "Dancin' in Circles" campfire songs? Which summer camp did you go to???

I like Gaga, but good lord Madonna at her peak was nigh untouchable. I don't really understand Meth Lab's point. What about her ever seemed particularly Bowie besides the lightning bolt make up?

Why 'A-YO' wasn't the lead, I'll never know. It's not the best track here by any means, but it's EXACTLY the sort of thing I could hear radio playing to death.

I didn't get that vibe at all? Every review I've seen has been largely positive.