I had a friend who did before going to the dentist. I love me some drugs but, that I just could not understand.

I was asked once if I'd been "smoking a hooter". It's a good thing I hadn't because I would have never been able to keep from laughing at that.

There's ejaculate everywhere

He did a reading at the Borders I worked at and was fantastic, the mic they set-up wasn't working so he jumped behind the counter and did his reading through the intercom.

Get out

I really didn't like Jackie Brown when it came out but it has really grown on me in the years since.

I had avoided it for years due to a lame dudebro roomate who played it on a loop for 2 months straight when I first started college.
Finally went back to it again this year and I think I like it far more now than before the bro. I've also been able to see some of the movies and directors that influenced QT so that…

"huge, steaming lump of dogshit in the middle of the living room floor in There's Something About Mary"

Got to see Mishima in 10th grade, I think it was some sort of theology class. Little moments like that make me sad when we would later all decide we weren't gonna do any work and pounded on our desks and yelled "Yan Can Cook!" untill that poor young idealistic woman caved and turned on the TV. She did bargain us down…

An updated Mutant League would be amazing! My buddy got obsessed with Skylanders so I indulged him and played its version of football with him, pretty fun, but all it did was make me pine for Mutant League.

Pretty sure my intellevision is still kickin

I'll show you inanimate!

I would kill for the veggie hash from Gaia right now

What the fucks a drexel?

I was floored when I saw her on 2 and a Half Men, while flipping the channel to something else. She did an excellent job of growing up.

Sometimes you might need to detox, It can help you with your rhyme flow and your beat box

Two and a Half Men or Tim and Eric
Which one could even remotely come close to falling under the hyperbolic statement "They're what's wrong with America's sense of humor today"
Before answering it's helpful to know that one was a top ratings draw on a major network and the other is a 15 minute show on a cable channel.

That is more terrifying than anything that has been on this show.

My black birthdays are Al Jarreau, Darryl Strawberry, and Marlon Jackson.
My wanna-be birthday is Jack Kerouac

What a bummer, thought it said daughter was convicted of manslaughter.