Love your body!
As long as it doesn't have cellulite. ABSOLUTELY doesn't have cellulite. Positive!

CRIME!
shake the crime stick

Seriously. He is such a cutie. I have a giant crush on him. I bet dancer sex is really ambitious.

BJM actually, Scott produces what's considered to be the best comedy show in LA right now, Comedy Death Ray, with fellow Mr Show alum BJ Porter. So he is doing stuff. Good stuff!

Hmm.
She's clearly from the same state as Dixiecrat Senator Tankerbell.